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So the bottom says "unfortunately Cecile s stares eerily at everyone, Gayle and Vern are laughing maniacally"...if you highlight you can see it!

Gayle and Vern are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Cecile, on September 24, 1980.

Unfortunately, Cecile stares eerily at everyone.

Gayle and Vern are laughing maniacally.

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And below...."Unfortunately Kevin farts mustard gas. Nancy and Larry are confused, so very confused."

Nancy and Larry are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Kevin, on October 27, 1980.

Unfortunately, Kevin farts mustard gas.

Nancy and Larry are confused. So very confused..

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