As I'm dressing for the pool, I notice a perfect circle on my back. Oh god, I have ring worm! Panic. Do I go to the doctor? DO I just get anti fungal?! What do I do? Look it up online. That will tell me what to do. All of a sudden I hear....
Cec, why do you look worried?
Because, LOOK its a ring, I think its ring worm.
Oh, um, are all of those ring worms too?
What, are all of WHAT ring worms too?
The squiggily lines right next to it, they kinda look like worms under there, thats gross!
Don't be rude! Those are STRETCH MARKS!
Oh....well okay.
(Silence with a blank stare)
What?!!?!?
Well, I dont mean to be RUDE but I think your ring worm is just two really ugly stretch marks matched up.
So I procede to look again. Sure as shit, there they are. Two very ugly stretch marks that have given me permanent ring worm!
1 comment:
When you go war you get a purple heart when injured....when you have a baby Stretch Marks are your badge of honor. Where them with pride...even if they do look like ring worm.
LOL
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