Friday, February 16, 2007

Makeover

Well 10 lbs down....too many to go. But we are thinking positive. In honor, I'm having a mini makeover. I dyed my hair blonder, I used some magic cream and I actually put some make up on today! That leads to a special question, what might you ask IS magic cream. Well, it is a lovely little thing my mommy friends turned me on to. Magic cream is a special cream formulated exclusively for black men. So, why the sudden increase in sales from white american mommies with no time on thier hands.....here are some testimonies to help you understand.....

"Hi...I have a VERY active 9 month old...I just don't have time to get that sexy Brazilian look that will light a fire for my DH. I used Magic Cream...and now baby #2 is on the way! Thanks Magic Cream!'--signed, hairless in Hartford

"I look like I have a monkey in my pants...can you help me Magic Cream?"--signed, gorilla in Gettysburg

"Friends used to call me Chewbacca because my legs were so hairy. My little one once got rug burn when he fell and brushed his face against my shin. Magic Cream is more than Magic...it's a MIRACLE."--signed, a true believer in Toledo*

So, that is my day. The new me, the new betty and one happy husband when he gets home!



*Disclaimer these testimonies are not from real people they are from one fond user on the Babycenter board, however, if you were to check, you would find 100's of posts on there claiming the same thing.


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